Provi Burn Notice

Puffin Squads propaganda inspired by "Burn Notice".





*static*

*zoom on a dark silhouette in front of a mighty battle-venture*

MadLib: My name is MadLib. I used to be a neut in Provi. Until PL gave all a notice they wanted to burn Provi.

*videos of citadels burning*

MadLib: When PL burns your space, you've got nothing: no ships, no staging, no stations, no assets. You evacuate. You're stuck in whatever low sec systems leadership decided to dump you in.

*Kheram local station cam*

MadLib: You do whatever work comes your way. You rat, you do missions, faction warfare and even mine. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you...

*Sound insert: "docking permission denied"*

MadLib: Trigger-happy ex-corp-mates... an old friend who used to inform on you to PL, Goons and EVE Skunk...

*you see a dark silhouette desperatly managing 15 coms and 4 live-streams*

Old Friend's voice from off: You know provi... bunch of bitchy little girls.

MadLib: Family too...

*You see MadLib's sibling snickering while they play on their PL and goon characters*

MadLib: ... if you're desperate. Bottom line? Until you figure out how to burn them out of your space... you're not going anywhere.

*Fade in: Join Puffin Squads Public Fleets! to help the underdogs and pillage for the oppressed. Hop on our discord!  We are recruiting, too!

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